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“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58

Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue

"A Song For Your Haters"




Mean things that they shout at you.
Let fools rage and let 'em stew.
That's the worse that they can do.
Deep inside their hearts are hallow.

Critics who won't run the race
Want to put you in your place.
Cowards who can't keep your pace:
Never born to lead but follow.

Lift your chin and walk on by.
Let the hungry vampires die.
As you flourish, they will cry.
In self pity, they must wallow. Continue